LADY CROFT (throwback)
LADY CROFT: Santa Clause Her husband had never been so drunk as when he played Santa for his office’s Christmas party. Now, to start, she’d been mad when he agreed to play Santa. The party was on a rented out floor of a gorgeous hotel, it was a lingerie and pajama party (which she had history with), and there was going to be an open bar, dancing, and you can bet your ass, sex. Their corporate masters were rewarding a very successful year by paying the bill, and then quickly LEAVING. That it was an anything goes party was KNOWN, and she was very excited about it. They’d brought their oldest son, because he was old enough, because he’d just lost his girlfriend, and because, in an environment like that, an umbrella could get laid (in fact, one did). But no, she couldn’t dance with anyone because her husband was playing Santa, with drunken office boys and girls sitting on his lap and saying the things that people say when drun...