Posts

Showing posts from March, 2019

Anything for the Birthday Boy

Image
"ANYTHING" “I said, baby, it’s your birthday, pick any outfit. And you picked, THIS…” “I said, sweetie, it’s your birthday, pick any place. And you picked a sleezy club in an illicit part of the city”. “I said, sweetie, it’s your birthday, you can ask Mommy for absolutely anything. And you invited some of your friends along with us.” “So… I have to ask honey… Is one of the dicks you were planning to have shoved into your Mother tonight yours... or were you just going to watch?”

Vault Mom: Version 1

Image
Vault Mom: Version 1 In the post-apocalyptic wasteland, money can be hard to come by. Living can be difficult, and, just making a living can sometimes be the hardest thing. And if you think life is hard for the regular folks, well… I’m half human, and half supermutant. Now, you might think that, growing up with that background, living to see age 18 would be impossible. But not only did I make it, I made it while living a life of wealth and luxury. You see, my Mom found a job that sounds crazy… at first. You see, for a living, my Mom had sex with my Dad. Now, you may ask yourself how that’s possible. But after you’ve seen it a hundred or so times, it becomes normal. And after you hit puberty, well, it becomes understandable. So, the game went a little something like this. My Mom would be walking through a town, talking to me, teaching me, or holding my hand, and some turd would comment on my obvious shared ancestry. But Mom, genius that she was, wouldn’t fire ...