MERMAID PRIMER: A SIDEARTHA TALE

MERMAID PRIMER: A SIDEEARTHA TALE

** Sideeartha is a world exactly like ours, except that it is inhabited by fairy tale creatures and

always has been. “Sideeartha Tale” stories are erotic fiction that begin with the premise that

 creatures like Mermaids, Centaurs, Dragons, Werewolves, Vampires, and all manner of other

 horror and fairytale creatures are totally normal, and have long been an accepted and

 integrated part of society. Like all of my other stories, this is, mostly, a world without

 consequence. Pregnancy only happens when wanted, there is no chance of STD’s, people

 don’t need to fear rape, etc.… It is a world made purely for exploring fun themes, and erotic

 pleasures. This is one of those stories. **.

My Mom was a Mermaid, so I got a lot of questions growing up. I thought I would take a minute to 

write down some of the answers to the questions that I get asked the most. My Dad was human, 

and when Mermaids and Humans mix, you have a 99% chance of having a Mermaid, but 

otherwise you get a mostly human. I have some perks, but “can hold breath longer than normal”, 

and, “doesn’t prune easily”, do not make for superhero origins. So, Human-Mermaid kids like the 

sea, and are good around water, but otherwise not very interesting.

So, I get some questions about life and culture, but not many. In short, Mermaids are rare, and 

come in lots of types. They are the product of magic, not biology, so even though they are a 

whole species with their own biology’s and rules, their origins make them a lot like us. They live 

in underwater cities and towns, usually near human cities and towns, and their ability to shape 

shift leads many of them to lead double or triple lives. Ever seen a sea creature that was like a 

mermaid, but not?  Well, they were probably a mermaid. It’s the magic thing. Mermaids come in 

all shapes and sizes. Legs or fins, skin or scales, tentacles or hands; most of the human-ish 

sea creatures are part of Mermaid Society and all follow the same basic rules. The follow-up 

question that is usually, “do they all get along”, and the answer to that never fails to get me 

punched… “swimmingly”. I’ll get to the reason in just a sec.

They have multiple languages and dialects, for the same reasons we do, and they tend to sound 

like the humans of their region. There are Southern Belle Mermaids, English Mermaids, Irish, 

Russian, Aussie; if you can think of an accent, a Mermaid somewhere has it. Lastly, “why have I 

never seen one?”, and the answer is, you probably have. So, yeah, like most of the “other” races, 

Mermaids are rare when compared to humans. But, also like most of the “other” races, they can 

look like us when they want to, and they enjoy being harassed by random strangers every bit as 

much as the rest of us. So, they prefer to go incognito around people they don’t know. They 

usually only “come out” to friends, lovers, etc…

They can do saltwater or freshwater, lakes or oceans, and are as comfortable in a bathtub as 

they are in a swamp, river, or lagoon. They just love water, and again, Magic. In fact, a LOT of 

what you want to know about Mermaids you can figure out if you just follow that line of thought to 

its natural conclusions. How do they all get along across different sub-types and languages 

when we struggle? Magic. How do they breathe and adapt in so many environments? Magic. 

Plus, it answers more questions than you’d think.

Now, I said when I started that these major, important, keys to understanding a species 

questions are actually what I get the least of, so let’s cut to the chase and get right to it. You’ve 

probably been thinking that I haven’t answered YOUR question yet, and that’s because, 

statistically speaking… you’re a perv.

I’ve heard, “how do they have written language without access to paper?”, maybe 3 times in my 

whole life. I’ve heard, “Do they have pussies and dicks”, at least 200 hundred times, so far, this 

year. So yeah, let’s talk about sex.

Mermaids are mostly female, and that’s not a problem, because they LOVE all things sex. They 

are functional, and can work two jobs, take care of two houses, maintain relationships with 

friends etc… but they are always horny. As for private parts, yes… obviously. Remember, I exist, 

so…

Most Mermaids can “open and close” access to their genitals. Now, that word is no fun, and 

most Mermaids are, in fact, “maids”, so I’ll just use female terms from now on. Mermaids have a 

pussy, and an ass, and you cannot see it unless they want you to. If, however, they decide to 

show you the goods, it just sort of, “blossoms”. Then boom, there it is. On top of that, all 

Mermaids are shapeshifters, so they also have the option of just making a full or partial shift, and 

then spreading their legs. As to whether or not it feels good, the answer is, magically so. Warm, 

wet, snug, and inviting do not begin to do it justice, because magic. And yes, before you ask, it is 

possible to triple penetrate a Mermaid; and let's just leave that there for now.

Strangely, and this might be unique to them, a Mermaids mouth is the equal of her pussy. It is 

their siren song, but they don’t need to be singing. Mermaid kisses will make you dizzy and 

euphoric, and a Mermaid blowjob is… WOW. So, here is the real trick of it. I’m pretty sure that it 

was a perv, much like yourself, who created Mermaids long ago. My reason is simple, they are a 

race of super-hot, utterly beautiful, mostly women. They come in a huge a variety of 

appearances, with appendages and parts built for pleasing. They are endlessly horny, 

consistently pleasant, and eager to please. This explains their peace, their culture, their biology; 

all of it. But most of all, it explains the one craving I haven’t really talked about.

Mermaids.    Love.    Blowjobs.

Mermaids LOVE blowjobs! You see, Mermaid's mouths have this kind of, empathetic magic. 

Which is to say, when a Mermaid kisses you, she feels the pleasure of the kiss, but she also 

feels your pleasure on top of that! So, as she kisses you, she can be overwhelmed by how good 

it feels, and yet still want more. If she licks your neck, she feels a perfect echo of how that 

makes you feel resonate in her own body. In short, kisses lead to blowjobs really damn fast, and 

once a mermaid figures this out, they tend to cut to the chase pretty quickly.

Which isn’t to say that it's not rude to ask, remember, still people. But it is saying that if you end 

up with a Mermaid for a lover, it is a very lucky place to be.

So, there you have it! Mermaids are kind, patient, hard-working, cultured, and also just, SO slutty 

when they feel like it. Their bodies were literally made for pleasure and they both feel and give it 

in magically massive doses. The love blowjobs, sex, the water, and, fun fact, if they have human 

skin showing, they love the feeling of hot cum on it.

So, if you meet one, be a cool person. If you are cool enough, they might just ask you out, and if 

you charm them into a kiss, you can bet that you will be lovers not long after. That concludes this 

Mermaid Primer… but it isn’t exactly the whole story.

So, there is one follow-up question that I often get, so let's pop back to culture for a second. See, 

if a mermaid gives birth to a human, then it has to be raised mostly by the Dad. So yeah, Dad 

was kind of the stay at home Dad, while Mom was the “work” Mom. She was still a super 

awesome Mom, tucked me in every night, read to me, sang me to sleep with the voice of an 

angel, and more. But she had half her life under the water, and Mermaids are pretty close to 

ageless so, their take on time is a little different than ours. So, about that follow-up question. 

Simply put, “how do you know all this?”, often followed by, “Did your Mom introduce you to her 

hot Mermaid friends?”. And… yes, she did. But it is more complicated than that.

Imagine hitting puberty with a Mom whose voice is heavenly, whose body was made for 

seduction, whose every movement was sex in motion, and who had a mysterious side where 

she would disappear for chunks of time despite not seeming to need money anymore (Mom was 

wealthy. A great work ethic and immortality pair well).

So yeah, for my teen years at least, I totally lusted after my own Mother. As did every guy I knew. 

Then, when I turned 18, Mom took me on vacation to a private spa. She told me all about being a 

Mermaid, and what that meant on the drive there. She explained and showed me little things 

about myself that were different in me because I was a Mermaid’s Son, and then she laid a few 

other little facts on me.

She had me strip down, and join her by our suite’s giant bath/pool, where she got naked, and 

showed me her Human body, her Mermaid body, and everything in between. Then she told me 

that, in Mermaid Society, sex with humans was considered the second-best rush that there was. 

When I asked her what the best rushes were, she told me, in no uncertain terms, that it was sex 

with half-human, half-Mermaids; because it turned their pleasure magic up a notch. Then she 

explained that the only thing that topped that was, if that person was their own offspring.

It turned out, because human-type offspring were so rare, that to have sex with a human who 

was also your Son or Daughter had become the ultimate taboo over time. It was what half of 

their porn was about (yes, they have porn). So, now that I was 18, Mom wanted to know, very 

badly, if I was at all interested in finding out just how magical a Mermaid’s mouth felt.

This may shock you but… when the woman you’ve been fantasizing about most of your life is 

begging you to let them suck your cock, then, Mom or not, you say yes! At least, I did. And it was 

a good fucking thing I thought my Mom was hot too, because she REALLY liked playing up that 

angle. Her mouth took me to paradise, but as I looked down at her gorgeous long hair, her 

entrancing eyes, massive tits, and her beautiful face; she always found time to pause just long 

enough to say something like, “Do you like the way Mommy is sucking your cock?” Or, “How do 

you Mother’s lips look, stretched out around this big dick of yours?”. She even said things like, 

“Tell me your fantasies baby! Mommy wants to hear them while I suck on your dick! Do you want 

to fuck me? Do you want your friends to fuck me? I found a gangbang porn on your computer 

once… would you like to turn your Mom into your whore, and watch me get used like that?”

You see, when your partner feels your pleasure on top of their own, they will do anything to give 

you more. So, Mom took me to the edge, then eased me back, then back to the brink of orgasm, 

over and over and over again. But then my dream woman, who just so happened to have the 

face of my sweet and innocent Mother, looked up at me and calmly asked me in the most 

familiar voice in the world; “Hey sweetie? When you orgasm and blow a huge load of teenage 

cum everywhere, is that something you want to see all over my face or tits?” Well, at that 

moment I fucking lost it. There was no warning for either of us. One moment I was an hour into 

seemingly endless pleasure, and the next I was screaming “Fuck!” and shooting load after load 

of cum. And as I was cumming, and she was jerking me off hard, she was moaning and begging 

me to give her more. She kept saying things like, “Cum all over Mommy’s face!”, and “That’s it

honey, cover your Mother in your cum!”.

So, yeah… I did. I came all over her face and tits, and it was the hottest fucking thing I’ve ever 

seen. So, you may be wondering how that works out, like, what happens next? Honestly? That 

was several years ago. So yeah, my Mom definitely introduced me to some of her hot Mermaid 

friends. In fact, she seriously gets off on sharing the fact that this rare and ultimate taboo is a 

thing she indulges in. In a strange way, my Cock inside of her is something that she gets to 

“show off”.

So, have I fucked my own Mom? Yes! It was amazing! Every! Single! Time! 

Have I indulged in fantasies, whored her out, watched my own Mother get gangbanged by my 

friends… or kept her all to myself? Well, that has very little to do with Mermaids, so I’ll let that be 

my little secret. 

But I will say this… Do you what is better than a beautiful, sexy, MILF, begging you to let them 

suck your cock while you call them Mom? Several of them.